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Animal Jokes

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

A window viper!

What do you call an alligator who solves mysteries?

An investigator.

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

A crane.


What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.


Why don’t leopards play hide and seek?

They’re always spotted.


What time is it when a lion walks into a room?
Time to leave.


Where do cows go on the weekend?
To the moo-vies.


What do you call a dog with a fever?
A hot dog.


What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom!



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